For a couple of years now, my lube of choice has been coconut oil. I tend to have small pots of coconut oil in various bedrooms, one in my travel toiletries, etc. Back in December, a partner of mine (then partner, now ex-) gave me a sizable gallon tub of coconut oil.

Last night, the last dollop of creamy oil was taken from the huge bucket. This means I have something like a two-gallon-per-year coconut oil habit. As far as I’m concerned, this means I’m winning!